Utterly exhausted, I resolved to get a good night’s sleep yesterday.  I got in bed shortly before 11:00 p.m.

I awoke at 3:30 a.m. when the cat decided to roost in my hair — claws out.

I awoke at 4:30 a.m. when C got home from work.

I awoke at 5:00 a.m. when the cat upset a glass of water on the nightstand, drenching me and the bedsheets.  I got up for a towel, which started the dogs barking.

I awoke at 6:30 a.m. when C came to bed.

I awoke, finally, at 7:00 a.m. when my alarm went off.

Hello Wednesday.  I hate you.