Name my baby! Win $5!

by Jess

That’s right.  It’s a contest.  I’m looking for the most interesting, uncommon and simultaneously not stupid or unpronounceable name.  Specifically boy names, but if you have a great idea for a girl name, send it over.  If you win, I’ll give you $5.

Here are some examples of names I’m not interested in:

  • Matthew
  • Mark
  • Luke
  • John
  • Eustace
  • Dwight

Got it?  Ready, set, win!